Post by Listwich on Jul 22, 2012 22:58:44 GMT -5
Racist Morrowind Adventures
Cool fun Let's Play with Pics
Disclaimer: This content is in no way truly sexist, racist, or meant to be offensive. Purpose is truly comical and for entertainment. Thank you.
"Wake up! There you go... You were dreaming.
What's your name?"
"Sup dog. AW What the fuck is up with ya face?!?"
I groaned. I tries to get leverage of something to pull myself up but I just noticed my hands were bound.
"Aww hell, not again! Oh hey, my name is Nigel"
"Quiet, here comes the guards!"
I felt a hand pick me up.
"Come with me, Prisoner."
Where the hell was I? Can't a nigga get some sleep without waking up with his hands tied up. Damn!
Don't mind if I do. The sun shone brightly be'tweenst my eyes. My first site was a welcome one. One mixed with familiarity.
"Wasup my fellow nigga!"
I stepped down on the dock. At least I had my people here.
Hello there, Nigel. We're going to need your information now.
"Alright, alright, alright. What'chu need cracka?"
"What is your class?"
"Uh, lower class.", I crunched my face to make sure he knew I fought the authority.
"Alright, what is your sign...?"
I thought about it for a second. "Latin Kings." I bent my wrists up to show him my tattoo.
"Alright, here's your papers. Take this to the next man in the next building."
I walked out the next door and I came to a glorious site.
Time to steal...
I silently popped the lid off the barrel and I found something peculiar.
A ring? Who the hell puts a ring in a barrel? I took the ring and left the many plates and dishes.
Oh? What is this? A jewelery box. Well hell, I feel like I'm raidin' Jared again!
I opened it up quick and took out a very nice ruby necklace. I felt richer already. I continued to the next room, careful to hide my loot in my pocketses.
"Greetings, your papers please.
I handed the cracka his papers. He was wearing armor. The kind you see in movies. Looked like it was worth a pretty penny. Maybe I'll try stickin' him when he's not looking.
"You've been taken to Morrowind to perform duties. Here, I need you to take this encoded message to Caius Cosades in Balmora.
"Whateva, Cracka.", I stuffed the papers in my ass.
"Anything else?"
"Yes, take this change. It should help in paying to get to Balmora."
And he handed me. He HANDED me 45 coins of GOLD. I dunno, it felt like gold. I was just gonna stuff this shit and find a way out. Might sell this for a pretty coin.
